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KITTY STORY

Subject: "Here Kitty Kitty"  or  "Doing God's Work?"

A church pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was then afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car he could bend the tree down enough to get the kitten. He did all this, checking his progress frequently. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air - out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He was amazed to see she was buying cat food. Now this woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?"

She replied, "You won't believe this," and told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it." She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes.

A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her!"

To My Dear Friend the Dog:
 





I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break;
the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint...

Things here at the house are calmer now, and just to show you that I have no hard feelings towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me.



Best regards,
The Cat

George Bush is taking a stroll around Capitol Hill with Donald Rumsfeld when he meets a little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket over it.

Curious, Bush says to the girl, "What's in the basket?".
She replies, "New baby kittens" and opens the basket to show him.
"How nice" says Bush. "What kind are they?"
The little girl says, "Republicans."
Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and they continue on.
About three weeks later, Bush and Dick Cheney are strolling around Capitol Hill when he sees the little girl again with the same basket.
Bush says to Cheney:  "Watch this, it's very cute" and they approach the little girl.
Bush says to the girl, "So how are those cute kittens?"
She says "Oh, they're doing fine."
He then says, "Now what kind of kittens did you say they are?"
The little girl says, "Democrats."
Somewhat abashed, Bush says, "Three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!"
"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."

FORBIDDEN LOVE

They were together in the house.
Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night.
The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and noticed his strong appearance ... and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her, and protect her from the storm.
She wanted that ... more than anything.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out.
She screamed.
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on...
And there came a moment when
each knew that they had to be together.
They knew it was wrong.
Their families would never understand.
So consumed were they in their embrace that they heard no opening of doors ... just the faint click of a camera......
  
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Warning to all dog owners: Watch your dog!
 
Dogs are being picked off one at a time. They are falling in great numbers.

Police in the
US advise all dog owners to "Watch your Dog".

 

Bad City Kitty

 

Well, city kitties may be like that.

But,

In Maine,

you never know who your kitty will make friends with.

 

 

 

 CAT IN NEED OF A GOOD HOME - Please Help

My  friend is looking for a good home for their cat and would like to keep it from going to a shelter.   He said he's really loveable and friendly with kids and other pets.  His wife said the cat makes her nervous.
 
 A photo is below.
 
 If you know of anyone let me know.  PLEASE send this along to help find this cat a good home.
 
 
 Thanks!
 

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